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The Ultrasound Just Came in!

It's twins! Beep-Veep is preggerz with not just one babby but two. They will be called Bop and Vop respectively, depending on which brat is popped out first.

"It's a tough job refraining from using old masher, my spiked dildo, but it's also a tough job being a mother so I am hoping to be prepared"

- Beep-Veep

posted by The Cowboy @ November 2nd, 2010, 8:34 pm   22 Comments


, November 2nd, 2010, 10:15 pm

Shut the fuck up, extremist.

, November 2nd, 2010, 11:12 pm

And also, what happened to the old Scratchy Scratch? This comic used to be a news report on fools and the fascists. Now you're just talking about how much you hate each other. What happened to the old scratchy scratch? When did it die? Is it still partially alive?

, November 2nd, 2010, 11:19 pm

And I see that whenever there's a half-good author you torture him, pin the "I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy" image on him, and do what Cowboy's doing.I thought the root of the problem was Beep Veep but now I realize it's Cowboy. Cowboy should not be kicked out . . . just . . . limited, like maybe no news posts.
You tortured 08jackt (who was definitely better than a lot of you) and kicked him out and now you're doing it to Beep Veep. I'm warning you. I have Tom, Dylan, Otto and Joseph scheming against you right now. Bother Beep Veep anymore, old Samuel will fucking KILL YOU GUYS. Last warning. Do not make scapegoats.

, November 2nd, 2010, 11:19 pm

Wait . . . can somebody delete that comment? My first name is no longer a secret . . . Shit . . .

Guest, November 3rd, 2010, 2:16 pm

08jackt was a pile of shit and you know it

beep-veep is not better than any of us

taro can't even match up to a fucking 5 year old let alone us

sorry kid, we're right.

Blade-Edge, November 3rd, 2010, 2:23 pm

You're name's on the LS Youtube thing right?
Samuel something

Boinoinoi, November 3rd, 2010, 2:40 pm

yeah its like samuel kenji something

Boinoinoi, November 3rd, 2010, 2:42 pm

also why is taro now trying to protect bop vop when yesterday he posted like 20 of the same images saying "KKK BEEP-VEEP"

, November 3rd, 2010, 3:29 pm

"Correct" is relative. And I liked Jack's comics. Beep Veep's drawings suck, true, but his concepts are good and at least they're not just about how much he hates the rest of the Scratchy Scratch team, which has gotten about as bad as another team you all know and hate. And Kenji is an alias. Other aliases include "Bearnie", "James" and "Muji". Please delete that comment containing my first name.

Boinoinoi, November 3rd, 2010, 6:44 pm

sambo i cant even delete comments i made on news posts

The Cowboy, November 3rd, 2010, 6:52 pm

Well he's a satanist prick (like you apprently) so what am I supposed to do, not insult him in every comic I make? Well I'm not going to stop.

, November 3rd, 2010, 7:23 pm

Oh would you all SHUT UP! Really, this is just sad.

, November 3rd, 2010, 8:46 pm

Hey look at this I agree

Cowboy gtfo and taro go suck a cock

we need to make fun of the scratch community not each other

where is the love?

I wish I could bake a batch of cookies and we could all be happy like back in Middle School....

"But he didn't even go to our school!"

, November 4th, 2010, 6:28 am

This truly is sad. Lonwol's comics were good and so were Beep Veep's - Cowboy/Pringles, really? It seems like you just love to destroy everything people live for. Theses comics are about being an ass, but not destroying people, especially if they're on your side.

, November 4th, 2010, 6:29 am

I think something in these comics has been lost. What happened to Sanddouche, Rufflebee, and the whole original style? If you're gonna go on like this, just change the name of this comic to "The Hate Column for Has-Beens".

Kaj (Guest), November 4th, 2010, 9:54 am

It's because I stopped making comics. Screw them, this is getting boring. Why are you assholes coming back to the site every minute anyway? It's not like we're making more. The community is pissed, mission complete. Kaj out.

Mister Nose (Guest), November 4th, 2010, 2:26 pm

This is a good time to pull out.

, November 4th, 2010, 3:50 pm

Because you suck almost as much as I do.

mist (Guest), November 4th, 2010, 4:08 pm

And then the comic died. The end.

U be sniffin cocaine. (Guest), November 5th, 2010, 10:40 am

Keep arguing, I'm gonna get some popcorn and watch you guys bitch.

, November 6th, 2010, 8:55 am

I swear I had nothing to do with this.


Yeah I was in on the lies and secrets about Beep-Veep too.

I should ban all of you, really. That would be the most fun option.

The comic is getting better because beep-veep is gone. I love big-bang's drawings (except for the brown bg, aoufbsgh) but jack's were, to be completely honest, a pile of shit that if you say you like you need to admit yourself to a clinic.

Mist, it'd be great if you told us your real scratch name, or are you too much of a coward and are scared that we'll make a comic about you and make you cry?

Same goes for all of the guests. Look at you, scared of a comic. Ohohohohohohoohohohohoohohooooooohoohoho!

U be sniffin cocaine (Guest), November 7th, 2010, 12:07 pm

The comment *fap *fap* *fap* wasn't mine...

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